What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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