Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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were at work systems r down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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