Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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