Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Life

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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