- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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