How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Faithful men.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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