What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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here kitty kitty

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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lebron

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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