- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

hard cheese

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why can't jokes spit?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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