Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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bologna

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

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