Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Jesus

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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hrih

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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