Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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The Colts this year.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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