A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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You.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A fat man on a moped

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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