- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Feminism

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock Know! Come in!

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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