- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

feminine literature

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

no really what are ur names?

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Women's rights.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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