- Anti Joke

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Corn Muffins

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home