- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

This is a joke.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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