i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Alex Gedrose.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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