- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

The EPA.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

The EPA.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot