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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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