- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

boobs!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Christianity.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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