What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

batman has diarrhea

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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