Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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