When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A Sloth runs...

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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