- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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