Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

the midget went to the midget store

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Guess who is violent. Osama

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Anti Joke

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