- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

mikey is cute

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

boys

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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