YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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im gay

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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