- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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