A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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tommy is retared

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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ur an fagit

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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