- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

THE GAME

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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