- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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