Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Poop...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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