So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Anti Joke

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