- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

they told me not to write here but i did

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Jellybeans

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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