what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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