Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

This is funny.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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