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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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