- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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