Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Your face

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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