Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Obama being reelected.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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