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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

A person from Singapore eats

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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