are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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