- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

James Patrick Campbell

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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