- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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