- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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