XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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