- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Yo mama's fat.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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