What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Heskey time.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

i hate black people

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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