- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What do you call a Jew A Jew

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Jellybeans

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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