- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

willam dafoe

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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