A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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