What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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