There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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