kill yourself

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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My peni s

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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