- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Refridgerator.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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